Rocking in the Free World

So this is kind of a big story. But what if you're a fan of Bruce, or Dave, or Pearl Jam and you're not in a swing state?

I think you may know where I'm going with this. The next time someone fires up the random digit dialing, lie your rock and roll pants off. If you're feeling shortchanged by this assemblage of talent not visiting Illinois, get out those Bush/Cheney '04 signs and bumper stickers. Vice versa if you're in, oh, I don't know, Wyoming? Do rock bands ever actually play in Wyoming?