Make It Stop

This is nominally a music story, so I guess it goes here.

I like puns. Really, I do. Most of the time, anyway. But if you title your news piece "Korn Guitarist Off The Kob," you've lost the right to start the actual story with "Korn has lost its Head," in reference to guitarist Brian "Head" Welch leaving the band after "finding God."

Apparently God doesn't use dropped tunings or seven-string guitars. Or maybe he thought it was time he started.

And he looked so happy in that episode of Monk.