Close Enough For Jazz

Or, when poorly remembered clichés attack. I don't know how long it will stay uncorrected, so take my word for it when I say this is the actual text of this article on MSN's Music Filter:

Peyroux's Perils [File photo of Madeleine Peyroux © MSN] Normally, we'd avoid gossip column items like this but it's such a bizarre story. We reported last week that jazz chartreuse Madeleine Peyroux went missing ... and then was found.

That's right, she's a jazz chartreuse. I don't know writer Oliver Wang well enough to know if this is some kind of inside joke, or if she's one step away from her "blue" period.