Hipness is Transient, and Sneaking Up On Me

Dammit, from the looks of this article, eminently quotable drummer Vinnie Colaiuta -- which will make sense to you if you've ever received an e-mail from me in the last ten years -- is touring with Jeff Beck and playing at the Chicago Theatre tonight. Of course, if I can't get into my apartment, I'll have plenty of time to kill.