So Close

In this week's list.in.to.chicago, I figured on Kevin Federline's musical career being dead and buried before his House of Blues date, not his marriage. In my defense, I wasn't off by much, and can he have one without the other? Will there be a sudden surge in ticket sales among trashy young women now that K-Fed is single? And will Red Eye put this on tomorrow's cover instead of election results?

If you're still reading, that would be no, no and yes.