Begging The Question

So, 1,683 guitarists got together and played Deep Purple over the weekend. I'm looking at Google Maps right now, and have decided this was entirely inappropriate, as there is no water to speak of in Kansas City for there to be smoke on. Shouldn't this have been attempted in Montreaux, anyway?

And I can't help mashing this idea up with the car commercial where the guy plays this song by revving engines, and then the Flaming Lips "concert" where they had a bunch of cars either making car noises or playing music from their car stereos, I forget which.

So now we need to set the world record for cars playing "Smoke On The Water" by revving their engines. Or something.