Call Them Blue, But Don't Call Them Cannibals

You know, I've seen Blue Man Group twice in Chicago and once in New York. I don't think my choice of residence should mean I can't ever see the "How To Be A Megastar 2.1" tour. They just announced dates all the way through May, and they still won't come any closer to the Windy City than Rockford and Madison, WI.

Maybe they're finally relenting in May, as there are shows at least in the vicinity of Boston and New York City right at the end of the new shows. Although maybe not any closer to those cities than Rockford is to Chicago.