Let Me Get This Straight

Fabien Barthez is too "high-profile" for Chelsea, but Gianluigi Buffon is not? If Jose Maurinho said the retired French 'keeper-slash-Moby lookalike Barthez was, perhaps, too far "up there," he might not have been talking about profile. He might have been talking about age. Otherwise, I'd be a wee bit offended if I were Buffon.

I'd also have a lot of money and a World Cup championship to my name, but never mind that.