How Bad Are They?

Here's Steve Davis on the Galaxy-Red Bulls match over at ESPN Soccernet:

For those who suffered through a historically tedious Los Angeles-Red Bull match, well, that was 90 minutes of life they'll never get back. It was such a snoozer, I thought about setting myself on fire just to have something to think about. It featured six total shots in the first 80 minutes before a late "flurry" ginned up the combined final total to nine, which still matched an all-time league low.

Sounds about right.