Animated Arguments

I love how this story came out more or less at the same time Stewie got some shots in at The Simpsons as he rants against his new babysitter's boyfriend couple of weeks back. Don't know exactly how accurate this transcription is, but it looks pretty close:

Ha, I got your hat! Take that hatless! Go back to the quad and resume your hackey sack tourney! I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandles and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved open stitched crew neck henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night. Yes, we all love Mr. Plow -- oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? So does everyone else! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning, the guy that whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands i'll throw hands!

Almost Duckman-esque, if you ask me.