The drummer has the dopey hat, the big sideburns, AND the ironic Journey sleeveless t-shirt. This is too much, and I have officially dubbed the point at which one combines too many ironic, hipster elements to one's look "the hipping point." It's also the point at which you look like a complete moron.

The bass player just had the hipster hat, so he was perhaps the least egregious of the bunch.